I resolutly resolve

I'm always amazed at how fast the years go by now that I'm an adult.

DISCLAIMER: any mention of the term "adult" is merely a reference to having celebrated the day of my birth 43 times. The term "adult" does not necessarily indicate that I, in any way act my age nor act anything like t typical adult. See also maturity.

Remember back to when we were young and would be waiting for a certain date to arrive? birthday? summer vacation? Christmas? driving? first kiss? It would take forever. And a day.

I was just thinking last night that W-2's will be out February 2, and then taxes are due again. The ink is not dry on my last check yet. Time is flying by me. This all started when I became an "adult".

So. I hereby declare that I shed all references to adulthood and am going back to being a child: you know. . . kid.

This will also help me explain why I'm playing with my sons toys he got for Christmas! So I hereby declare that I will play more with my kids this year. I will stop sitting around on my fat butt and do more things to keep me kid-like.

Now excuse me. . .GI Joe is on a top secret recon mission to inspect Barbie's camp and new plane.

For now. . .